Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Pakistan to blame for black plague

COPENGHAGEN, 14 August: Danish scientists studying ancient rat corpses, preserved in an old bog discovered recently, have stumbled on a startling discovery. The rats appear to be carrying strands of cotton that are only found in Pakistan. "That suggests Pakistan was involved in the black plague," said Martin Sorensen from the Danish National Research Institute. The rats have been carbon-dated to be 500 years old. That would mean they lived around the time of the black plague, one of the darkest periods in Europe's history when bubonic plague, believed to have been carried by rats, killed half of the continent's population. "It's possible the ISI was behind the black plague, but the picture is incomplete," said Darrell Rimple from the RAND Corporation. "But that would be consistent with what Pakistan, and especially the ISI does. Of course, Afghanistan is a democratic country ruled by freedom-loving people and the US would never dream of covertly participating in activities that would lead to the deaths of many people," Rimple added. For James Ripper, a Pentagon spokesman, the equation is much simpler. "Iraq has turned out to be a bad investment. Sure there's oil, but there's just too many Iraqis above it. Iran isn't playing by the rules, it's not being belligerent enough... on the other hand Pakistan is just perfect. It's Muslim, it has nukes, and there's plenty of terrorists there," Ripper added. "We know that because most of them used to be on our payroll. Some of them still are."


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8 Comments:

At 2:50 PM, OpenID itinerantindigent said...

ha. Pakistan probably to blame for HIV/AIDS too. and the hole in teh ozone layer. Brilliant

 
At 4:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pakistan's secret robotics division is also probably behind the development of the disasterously faulty "George W. Bush Mark III" robot. If only Japan had built it, we would never have had to worry about it going haywire and switching to auto-invade mode.

 
At 7:30 PM, Blogger Iqbal Khaldun said...

Yes it's probably true.

 
At 12:43 PM, Blogger Liberal White Boy said...

Is it possible that the decendants of these rats were responsible for 9/11?

 
At 4:08 AM, Blogger CNA said...

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At 5:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the black were kill or what?

 
At 5:33 AM, Blogger US 2012 election novel said...

A thought provoking post.

 
At 12:27 AM, Anonymous Qposter said...

Great article posting. Thanks for sharing. Please keep it up to date.

 

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