Danger, terrorist mullet on the loose!

In other news, a US Federal Appeals Court has ordered that the Government release a man because he cannot be detained indefinitely without charge. The US Government vowed to appeal the decision.

"We cannot allow a man with such a dangerous looking mullet back into society," a Deputy Assistant Federal Attorney told reporters. "We believe this mullet is the latest in an insidious Al Qaeda plot to undermine the precious bodily fluids of our society."