Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Danger, terrorist mullet on the loose!


In other news, a US Federal Appeals Court has ordered that the Government release a man because he cannot be detained indefinitely without charge. The US Government vowed to appeal the decision.

"We cannot allow a man with such a dangerous looking mullet back into society," a Deputy Assistant Federal Attorney told reporters. "We believe this mullet is the latest in an insidious Al Qaeda plot to undermine the precious bodily fluids of our society."

2 Comments:

At 1:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bush, too, looks like a criminal to me.

 
At 2:14 PM, Blogger Iqbal Khaldun said...

I agree. But the difference is we don't know if the dude with a mullet is actually a criminal!

 

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