Give 'em guns not doggy style

Shock, horror! A group in the United States calling itself the National Institute on Media and the Family has called for a "nationwide parental alert". Why? Because they just discovered that one of the most popular video games around, Grand Theft Auto, has hidden pornographic scenes embedded in it. The game also happens to be an orgy of guns, drugs and hooning. But it's that dirty sex business we've got to shelter our young minds from!

In other breaking news, the parents of a 13 year old girl are suing Nintendo after their daughter fell pregnant to Super Mario whilst playing Mario Kart.