Chinese whispers

Otiose has unearthed a cracker! Apparently you can purchase a pirate copy of Star Wars Revenge of the Sith. Only this version has subtitles in English which directly translate the Chinese intepretation of the script. A longer list of subtitles from the movie is available here. My favourite is the translation of Darth Vader's 'Noooo!' into 'Do not want!'. Enjoy!